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Crazy myths about birth control



Jumping up and down after having sex! really, where on the planet earth did you get that one from? so after the hot sex you still are not tired of the exercise already and you wants to do more, instead of resting your head for a while. Well that is another type of exercising your body but if you are jumping up and down after having sex so that the sperms to drip down, it might work but remember not all the sperms will fall because you body needs only one healthy sperm out of the millions of them to produce a baby so you should think twice before jumping up and down because it doesn't  worth the stress.
 
Urine Flush!
Till today most people still believe this crazy ideas about birth control, one of my favorite is that if you go to the bathroom immediately after having sex and the urine will flush the sperms away. I think whoever invented this idea must have drank too much liquor before making this up. 
 
What about douching after sex!...how on earth do you expect the sperms that have travel that fast within a split of seconds to be washed off with water after having sex! i don't think it works like that.
 
Sex in the water method!
Having sex in the water can't get you pregnant, does that works too?! I am just wondering the part the water plays in preventing pregnancy, I mean just wants to find out if the water is actually helping the sperms to swim away or dissolves them and then they becomes confused and missed their way to the fallopian tube.
 
When you have allergy you can't get pregnant!
Oh dear, what has allergy got to do with sperms and you getting pregnant? well do you think if you have some that means that your immune system is really bad and sperms won't be able to survive in your body...oh that is a dumb answer my dear, I think it does not matter if you have allergy or not unless you are allergic to sperms!!! I haven't seen anybody that is allergic to sperm or have you?!.

Withdrawal method
If you ask me I will say withdrawing works for me but not all the time, you can still get pregnant with this method because it is misleading sometimes. When you both are lost in the heat of sexual pleasure and your partner wants to withdraw, that is frustrating because you wished to go on and on and never wants to stop not even for a little time to let the sperms out of your body. Hahaha!! but I don't think that's funny! By then you might not remember that you can get pregnant until after the whole episode you will get back to your senses and then you jump up and ask your husband/boyfriend, I hope you did withdraw your penis before you ejaculate or did you just ejaculate inside me?! oh! that is insane. You see that is why this method don't work most times.
 
The period method!
Normally when you are in your period you can't get pregnant everyone knows that, it can work for you but I know that not all men can stand the site of having sex with his bleeding wife. if your partner can withstand to make love to you while you are menstruating, then that's good so go on and have fun.
Well do you know that there are women who ovulates while they are menstruating? I know it may sound strange to you but this is not a joke.
There is this my girlfriend who was married for almost four years with no child, they have been praying for a child and have also been trying all they can to bear at least one. Both of them seems to be a healthy couple so she couldn't  bear to be waiting any longer as she have been having sex almost all day every month until her gynecologist recommended that she should try having sex while on her period. At first it sounds like a crazy idea, then she and her husband decided to try it out...well to cut the story short...it worked!!! to her out most surprise, she got pregnant and now she have two kids.
  

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